Hellos people xD
Crystal's at my house now.
She woke me up from my afternoon nap.
Actually it's when I fall asleep on my bed.
And I missed da chang jin D:
Lala.
Okok. How long have I not blogged.
Anyways these three days got some fun stuff!
Ok.
WednesdayOk. This day I'm super pissed with our relief PE teacher.
She came in during LA I think and said there's no PE, no need change.
So everyone happily went for break.
Then turns out there WAS PE, but no need to run.
-.- Next time instructions clearer can or not -.-
Diao.
And well during LA we were doing this Jamacian English explanation. It's so super fun xD
Hello, yu still wid me?
Haha.
Lala.
So that was LA lah.
I can't remember anything else on wednesday :/
Oh ya third lang!
So fun xD
We were doing fruits. She gave us stuff to sniff then she ask us what fruit it is. And we were supposed to say what Ca sent (fruit name).
So fun
And we learnt that "pineapple" in french is "un ananas" pronounced as ah-na-na
And me and cecilia were going like, "anananananananananana~~~" during break
LOL.
IT'S THE CUTEST WORD BY FAR xD
Then french passed very quickly and it's the first time I wasn't sleepy during French xD
Ok.
Then chionged bio when I got home. The petition came out damn funny xD
I shall post it here.
Dear Mr Brain aka my DEAR boss,
I’m the nucleus. Do you still remember me, this poor, round, thing sitting in the cytoplasm? I bet you’ve forgotten me, you’re so busy everyday. Well I’ve now written this letter, to 1) Let you remember me again and 2) Raise my salary which is super low compared to the other employees in my sub-company such as the mitochondria. Oh yes, as my dear postman is keeping track for me, this is the 123545th letter I’m sending you via Spinal Post, with the absolutely the same contents except the counter.
First, I have to tell you that running a cell is seriously not easy. I am producing enzymes every half second to tell my employees what to do. They’re not slackers, yes, but they are seriously stupid. I need to draw up every step for them! So you should get how tired I am now, what’s more with that teensy salary you’re giving me daily. How can you expect a poor, over-worked nucleus survive on that little bit of energy you spare me with every day? Think about it, boss.
Boss, you might think that a nucleus is all about swimming around happily in the cytoplasm, lazing around and sending random enzymes messages? You are certainly, absolutely, totally, and most of all, absurdly wrong. For your information, I control the mitosis of the cell also, which as your super intelligence should be able to infer that, it is vital for growth. That means making you, my boss, become bigger and more intelligent. And IF I die, and worst of all out of exhaustion, there would be NO MORE ADDING TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE. So, boss, my dear, intelligent boss with enough discretion (I hope), please raise my salary!
Oh yes, those are just the two major functions I carry out. There are more! Boss, let me list it all down to you! Then I would trust it to your intelligence to figure this out.
Here goes:
1.Site of transcription
2.Regulates metabolism
3.Organise genes into chromosomes for mitosis
4.Transport regulatory factors and gene products via nuclear pores
5.Produce ribosomes
6.Organise the uncoiling of DNA to replicate key genes
7.Contains proteins that make up, well, a lot of stuff and it’s too long to list it here
8.Regulates production of enzymes
9.Contains genetic material
Nine functions in total.
Boss, just LOOK at the number of tasks I have to do! Oh yes, I will attach a picture of the current me with the letter. Do get shocked when you see it. Finally, boss, PLEASE BE REASONABLE AND RAISE MY SALARY!!
Thank you,
The Nucleus
P.S. Sorry for the capital letters, I was so sleepy I mixed up shift with caps lock.
P.P.S Sorry sorry boss, I can’t seem to find a recent candid photo of myself. I’m going to ask the Spinal Postman to tell you how I look like then.
Lala it's a bit retarded.
Haha.
Moving on!
ThursdayChinese lesson was a hit xD
Well the lesson material was boring.
And shi chen was like, going, like, "wow~~~... weee~~~~ wooo~~~~" during the lesson and she's sitting beside me. So I ended up laughing during the lesson and I was like right in front of ji lao shi. -.-
And then we were supposed to do some retarded worksheet. On wan qing yuan. Of couse we all silently complain lah. Supposed to copy to microsoft word and do and end up cannot highlight from the web. So we all printed. AND END UP THERE'S NO BLACK AND WHITE PRINTER INSIDE LAB 2. -.-
So paid extra.
AND THEN THE PRINTER KENNA JAM HALFWAY LOL.
But I printed my copy already so nevermind lol.
And then the com lag lag de.
And I was like gesturing furiously at the computer. And ji lao shi halfway through a sentence was like, "
干吗?". So I damn
够呛. Lol. Then I was like,
没事没事+ rapid hand movements.
Diao.
Then doing doing doing. One of the questions the answer cannot be found on the website lah. So me and shi chen went to baidu to find -.-
Then end of the lesson she gave
苦差事 to jermaine: call up the website manager and ask them to change. GOOD LUCK JERMAINE lol.
Hahaha.
Oh ya and when I was doing my worksheet right
I turn and ask shichen a question(pestering her in fact).
Then turn back.
And found myself looking at ji lao shi who was reading my answer on the worksheet.
Then I was like, "Whoa" very loudly.
And she actually laughed. -.-
FREAKY.
It's damn freaky for a teacher to sneak up on you. I mean they're supposed to be
光明正大 right? End up so
鬼鬼祟祟 for what.
Ok no offence.
The other fun lesson is LA haha.
We were supposed to...
1)Make a singlish dictionary
2)Make a chat speak dictionary
3)Make a teen-lingo dictionary
AND THE CHOCOLATE RULE IS LIFTED FOR THE WHOLE LESSON!~~~
SHUANG.
So everyone was like sprouting chinese, singlish, and even FRENCH...
I was being extra by telling him that niece in french is "
捏死".
Haha.
We found some really funny stuff.
Like there's this singlish word called "Ngeow" which sounds so like "Nigel". And Mr Kaw's full name is Nigel Kaw. LOL. Means "cat" in hokkien or something HA.
A fitting pair! Mr Kaw loves cats o.0
Once a kitten ran over his keyboard and instead of "12." he typed "12ff" during the scarlet ibis comprehension. HAHA.
Oh and the meaning is "Someone who is overly meticulous, nit-picky or tries to find fault." Sourced from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish_vocabulary.
FITS HIM!!!
HAHA.
Well he hates Hello Kitty though haha.
Ok that was LA.
Then geog. There was an OPEN-BOOK ASSESSMENT.
Which I went siao.
Really!
And I a bit
本末倒置.
4 mark description question I wrote around 8-10 lines.
3 mark analysis questions I wrote like ONE FULL PAGE OK.
I even went to talk about the industrial revolution like wth.
-.-
Then everyone said I went siao. And I really DID go siao.
Skip skip skip.
Xiaozu!
Laoshi was being nice by letting me and Keng Fang eat cos we both didn't eat lunch.
xD
My
音色 was better after I've eaten LOL.
And then we talked more than practise. And it was damn sick, some of the chats. I shan't reveal them here.
Then laoshi was doing
循环换气 for us. And OMG he held for like FIVE MINUTES PLUS!!!
OMG.
Pro siah.
Actually he breathes with his nose then come out via his mouth. Keng Fang doesn't believe it -.- trombonists do it also what -.-
Oh ya and on thurs morning there was a RAINBOW over school!
I shall post the pics later since I'm charging my phone now.
PRETTY~~~
Really lorh, that time was history, Mr Mac not there, we were like
疯-ing in the classroom. Then everyone went out to see the rainbow xD
Haha xD
Les arcs en ciel!
And oh there were like TWO!
One was very faint larh.
Friday=Today!
Today was okok larh.
My leg chou jin in the night.
So I woke up with a stiff leg and it's damn painful when I try to walk. So I limped all the way to school.
Ok skip skip skip.
LA!
Ohmygod all the posts got LA lesson oneDebate!
SO FUN!
MY GROUP WON!
Hahahahahaha xD
Gained...
CHOCOLATE.
Mr Kaw doesn't think about going on a diet at all haha.
Really!!
Anyways gtg dinner xD
Byebye people! Haha!
7:21 PM
