Wednesday, July 29, 2009Y
SOMETHING DAMN FUNNY...
高考创意答案
1.__________，为伊消得人憔悴同学答：宽衣解带终不悔（正解为"衣带渐宽终不悔"，偶承认这个是思想有问题）
2.问渠哪得清如许，__________同学答：心中自有清泉在（正解为"唯有源头活水来"，咱还是和水粘了点边~~~）
3.何当共剪西窗烛，__________同学答：夫妻对坐到天明（语文老师阅卷时笑晕。后在课堂时说此事，又晕！正解为"却话巴山夜雨时"）
4.蚍蜉撼大树，__________同学答：一动也不动（正解为"可笑不自量"。一动也不动，赫赫，很符合事实阿）
5.君子成人之美，__________同学答：小人夺人所爱（直接晕死）
6.穷则独善其身，__________同学答：富则妻妾成群 （正解：达则兼济天下）
7.__________，天下谁人不识君同学答：只要貌似萨达姆（汗....）
8.后宫佳丽三千人，__________同学答：铁棒也会磨成针~~~~~~（正解为"三千宠爱在一身"）
9.身有彩凤双飞翼，__________同学答：拔毛凤凰不如鸡还有个同学答：夫妻双双把家还（正解为"心有灵犀一点通"）
10.东边日出西边雨，__________同学答：床头打架床尾合还有个同学答：上错花轿嫁对郎
11.__________，糟糠之妻不下堂同学答：结发之夫不上床（语文老师暴怒！）
12.但愿人长久，__________同学答：一颗永流传（当时狂笑，现在觉得挺经典的。正解为"千里共婵娟"）
13.西塞山前白鹭飞，__________同学答：东村河边爬乌龟（对的挺工整的）
14.我劝天公重抖擞，__________同学答：天公对我吼三吼（正解为"不拘一格降人才"，龚自珍）
15.天生我才必有用，__________同学答：关键时刻显神通,又有同学答：老鼠儿子会打洞（整办公室的语文老师集体毫无形象的狂笑）
16.天若有情天亦老，__________同学答：人不风流枉少年！（正解为"月若无恨月长圆" 李贺《金铜仙人辞汉歌》 )
17.洛阳亲友如相问，__________同学答：请你不要告诉他（正解为"一片冰心在玉壶"）
18.期末考试出对联, 上联是英雄宝刀未老 该初三同学对下联为：老娘丰韵尤存
19.良药苦口利于病，__________同学答：不吃才是大傻瓜 人生自古谁无死，__________同学答：只是死的有先后（结局：家长会后被老师留下来训话鸟……）
20.床前明月光，__________同学答：李白睡的香
21.管中窥豹，__________同学答：吓我一跳（哈哈哈！正解为"可见一斑")
22.__________，飞入寻常百姓家同学答：康佳彩霸电视机
23.葡萄美酒夜光杯，__________同学答：金钱美人一大堆
24.__________，路上行人欲断魂初一学生的杰作：半夜三更鬼敲门
26.老吾老以及人之老，__________同学答：妻吾妻以及人之妻（老师后来评卷时说那个同学特别具有奉献精神，哈哈）
27.想当年，金戈铁马，__________同学答：看今朝，死缠烂打（正解为"气吞万里如虎"）
28.五年级的一次考试就考到了"三个臭皮匠，__________"同学答：臭味都一样（把监考和外面的校长笑翻了）
29.初一的学生对对子，"登城白云间揽山色入怀，__________"同学答：我到酒店去抱小姐上床（他的语文老师差点当场吐血而亡）
30.两情若是长久时，__________同学答：该是两人成婚时
31.沉舟侧畔千帆过，__________同学答：孔雀开屏花样多
32.书到用时方恨少，__________同学答：钱到月底不够花
33.天若有情天亦老，__________同学答：人若有情死得早（正解为"月若无恨月长圆"）
34.人生自古谁无死，__________同学答：有谁大便不带纸（没有语言了...）
35.有次考李清照的如梦令，"知否？知否？___________"同学答：SORRY I，DON''T KNOW...（正解为"应是绿肥红瘦"）
37.语文考试，填空里有一首革命诗："为人进出的门紧锁着，________________，一个声音高喊着：_________________我渴望自由，但人的身躯怎能从狗洞子里爬出…"同学答：为狗爬出的洞也锁着 / 他妈的，都锁着！
38.千山万水总是情，___________同学答：多给一份行不行（批卷老师对了一句：情是情，分是分，多给一份都不行）
40. 问君能有几多愁，___________同学答：恰似一壶二锅头
From:
http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=200806&postID=35686:D:D:D:D:D
ENJOY!
PS I laugh until tears come out :D
9:52 PM
Some random quiz I got from Keng Fang's blog:D
How much your teacher hates you
Fill out each one you've done THIS school year.
When you're done multiply the number you got by three.
[ ] Gotten a referral
[ ] Gotten detention
[ ] Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[ ] Gotten suspended
[ ] Chewed gum/sweets during class
[ ] Got In School Suspension
TOTAL SO FAR = 0
[ ]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times (but I pon French quite a lot haha)
[x] Didn't do homework over 15 times (SYF!)
[x] Returned at least 2 projects in late.
TOTAL SO FAR = 2
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it
[x] Skipped class at least 1 time
[ ] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR = 3
[ ] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[ ] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR = 5
[x] Went on myspace, friendster, facebook , xanga , etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called people during school hours
[ ] Listened to an ipod cd player/mp3 during class
[ ] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
TOTAL SO FAR = 8
[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the class room without permission
[ ] Failed a class this year
[ ] Ate food during class
TOTAL SO FAR= 9
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten detention and didn't go
[ ] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[ ] yelled during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR = 10
[x] Slept during some of class (yeah I dozed off for some... like french!)
[ ] Played basketball with paper balls using a trash can as a basket (reminds me of basebear)
[ ] threatened a teacher
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[ ] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL =11
now multiply the number by 3 repost as I am 33% hated by teachers
haha quite ok(: only true guaikias can get 0% man!
Today was ok(:
I feel damn guilty man today I qian CME booklet for like so long (and I haven't finished)!
I hate lijie 6 it's so damn difficult.
Ok this is going to be really really really random...
HMP was quite ok, but I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE FUGUE THINGY. I get totally confused by all the voices and stuff :X
I died for the sarabande!!! _)(*&^#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^& I only got like 6/11 for that question == I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS WRITING WHEN I READ IT TODAY?!?!!!?!?!?!?! Shows how good my LA skills are muahahahaha.
STRESSSTRESS OVER THE STUPID PIANO EXAM
Piano exam sucks):
And two of my pieces suck even more.
The B and C piece are supersuper suckyyyyyyy and I have to churn them out in one month, PLUS BLOCK TESTS.
I am going to die.
But I shall not die yet because I have to finish my LA first. And CME. And pracpracprac for assessment which is two days away.
IAMGOINGTODIEWISHMELUCK):
The piece I'm going to play for HMP (sonata in D minor, cimarosa) is also SUCKY. The dynamics suck and I deproved ):
WHY AM I BLOGGING I'M SUPPOSED TO BE CHIONGING LAAAAA
Ok I shall go chiong LA
The post is short but at least I
am hardworking am lazy enough to post(:
YAY BYEBYE!
8:09 PM
So cold.
So alone.
I chose this darkness for myself didn't I? I should stay in it. Yes I should. Yet I'm still grovelling on the cold, hard earth, searching for warmth.
Once, I had the bright light of the warm sun.
Now I don't even have the meager light of the cold moon.
I'm in utter blackness, trying to find a way through. I see the light, right in front, but I am chained such that the light cannot reach me.
The sun lies before me; my only desire lies before me.
How can I reach it?
--
Caught in confusion.
Who am I?
What am I?
Human?
If, I had known my true name, I think I would not go on living anymore. Yet I want to discover who I really am, and if my self-delusions are true.
Delusions.
Whatever I think that I am.
I am living in a dream, whether it is a dream or nightmare I have no way to tell.
Right now I am just floating in a sea of confusion, trying to find a way out.
--
SUPER UNACCOMPLISHED DAY MAN.
The only thing I managed to do is to finish geog and bio ==
STILL GOT LIT CIRCLE AND HMP.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ><
Had piano lesson yesterday! I IMPROVED AND MY TEACHER TOLD ME THAT I AM READY FOR HMP ASSESSMENT IF I CAN POLISH UP THE DETAILS:D:D:D
I AM SO HAPPY:D
But I still need dimo! LAOSHI DID NOT TELL ME THAT MY LESSON HAS BEEN SHIFTED TO 3.15.
Thus I couldn't go.
BLEH.
Really, I don't even have a teensy scrap of dimo left. I need it desperately!!!!!
For now I'll have to protect the dimo on my dizis else I risk not being able to prac ._.
I think lit circle is actually quite fun! The heated discussions and stuff:D
Pity there's not much time! If all the questions are discussed in detail, I think we can use like, one full hour for one question!:D:D:D I'm starting to like R&J now... but I prefer TKAM:D At least it's not written in some old english that is super hard to read.
On thursday I accomplished a GREAT FEAT!
I CHIONGED 16 ENTRIES OF DRAMA JOURNAL WITHIN ONE AFTERNOON:D
CONTINUOUS WRITING FOR FOUR HOURS!:D
Although at some parts the handwriting stucks and I never end off properly for practically all my journals, I AM STILL VERY IMPRESSED WITH MYSELF:D:D:D:D:D
I'll probably get a low mark I guess :D
BUT WHO CARES.
Drama is not even counted pls == sometimes it's quite a waste of time.
Talking about journals: I HAVE TO FINISH LA JOURNALS.
LA would be more difficult. I shall shamelessly say I qian 13 entries. I didn't bother since term 1 week 6 ==
Have to start doing before it's too late and Mrs Heng does a 突击检查!
Wheee~~
Took lots of facebook quizzes today xD
Gtg now! Byebye!;D
9:12 PM
Name: lalala
Date: 7/2/2009
Colorgenics Number: 64051327
At this time in your life you feel like 'giving up'. For every time you have tried to build up your hopes and dreams something has come along to burst the balloon. You may feel that, at this particular moment in your life, there seems to be no chance of fulfilling these dreams but you are so wrong. You are the sort of person that can influence any situation, that is - If you don't give up. So consciously make the effort... You have that inherent power to succeed.
Rejection is what you fear the most and it is this fear that makes you unapproachable. You are looking for acknowledgement and above all looking for people who can appreciate you for who and what you are.
You feel unhappy because you feel that you are not able to obtain the co-operation of those around you. All you would like at this time would be to achieve harmony within your circle.
From every direction there appear to be unwarranted restrictions on your freedom of action and this is producing considerable stress. You're really looking for independence and freedom from any restriction and therefore avoiding any obligations or anything which might prove hampering. You are being subjected to considerable pressures and you would like nothing better than to escape from them but you tend to lack the necessary strength of purpose to succeed in this. Whichever way you turn you are being frustrated. You need to be free to do your 'thing' in your own way.
You need to be needed and would like a situation where you will no longer be subjected to pressures and demands from those about you. There is no harm in 'dreaming' but it is you - and only you - that can be able to realise those dreams and to turn them into reality.
haha I retook:D
MY 300TH POST! DEAR BLOG LETS CELEBRATE:D
12:41 PM
